Well, you probably think I died or something. I do not blame you. The boss had me incarcerated in a care facility, only they do not care. They are mean and jealous. I have a higher IQ than some of the workers there, so it is easy to see how they could be threatened by a faster than average snail, let alone a blogging dog. The liberal losers out there will say, "Oh, Arthur. Do not be so harsh. Everyone is an artist. You have abnormal skills for a dog and most humans. Just because you are talented and superior does not mean you are better than the Arkansas migrant workers who malinger at the dog joint."
I digress. But this is my blog. I can say whatever I want.
Today I got arrested. I decided to take a walk, because the boss did not arrive to give me my lunch on time, and I do not like to be kept waiting. OK. So I was howling. Big deal. I wanted a footlong and some cheese fries, not that damned Beneful™ she shoves under my nose morning, noon and night. Full disclosure. I had some KFC recently and a dark chocolate Hershey's kiss with the purple foil.
Anyway, I decided to go out to lunch. Since when is that a crime? Only I decided to take a nap on the way. The cops saw me and called the dog warden. So I ended up 30 miles away in the slammer.
Boss woman was in full blown panic mode. She shows up with my water dish and a galllon of cold H2O - real smooth - like they don't have water in jail. Doesn't she know anything? (Hint: Answer to that question has 2 letters starting with 'N'.)
It cost her $35.00 to bail me out. They let me go on my own recognizance - naturally.
Tomorrow I think I would like Italian ... And I will write about my experiences in the Animal Care Center. Boy, will their ears be burning.
Akamaru here!
Hey, Arthur, if you come here, we can run for a MILE and not see a road or a cop! In fact, there are no cops out here anyway! Just foxes, vultures and my own annoying humans!
Today is was nearly 100 degrees! And they say global warming is a Gore conspiracy.
I snoozed all day. But at night, we have great fireworks! The fireflies are still popping.
Love, Akamaru
Posted by: Elaine Meinel Supkis | June 26, 2007 at 10:30 PM
Dear Akamaru,
We have fire flies, too. Also flies. But we have Cutter deep woods insect repellant. So I can sleep outside if I want and the flies have to bother the cats.
I have a few new law suits - business as usual. Sue sue sue.
But I always win.
Your friend,
Arthur
Posted by: ArthurCorgi | June 27, 2007 at 07:16 PM