Rap for Elaine
The Corgiz gotta Queen.
She a bling bling brick.
They know the hedge fund houndz
gonna sink the bitch ship.
A hedge be like a Bush.
It ain’t no bank account.
The ballers got yo’ scratch
and yo’ losses mount.
A hedge a kinda hog.
It eat yo’ money up.
You don’t get nothin’ back
Til they pass the cup.
This dawg know somethin’ chill.
He down to bust the con.
A hedge be like the Shrubbery
that you pee upon.
Sucka …
We got to record this! It is an instant classic. Maybe we can get Britteny Spears to dance to it while drunk.
Posted by: Elaine Meinel Supkis | August 06, 2007 at 07:29 PM
Every once in a while we have to break out of the mold.
Some of my friends could sing backup ...
Posted by: ArthurCorgi | August 07, 2007 at 05:18 PM