I have written before about the cat problem. But it is still a problem. So I need to write another column.
Some teen aged biped sent a video to this guy Chris. It is of her cat, Donut.
I am a very big fan of chocolate cake donuts with chocolate frosting. Also glazed coffee rolls with a cappuccino - whole milk, not skim - and sugar. And chocolate sprinkled on the top. In a bowl like you are supposed to drink it, not a stupid mug made in China.
Donut is stupider than most of the cats I have personally known. Tomorrow I will write a column about Ted, our one-eyed gray cat. Management loved him even more than me, if such a thing is possible. Maybe she loves me a little bit more. You cannot blame her.
You must review this video for yourself. It is the liberal media at work. Donut should get a job at a barn or a landfill. Instead the liberals tell her she is no good for Hollywood. She will probably go on welfare because of it. W-o-r-k. That is what made America great. Not kitten videos.
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