arthurcorgi

Ich bin ein Berliner

Loyal reader and fanclub member, Akamaru, advised this blog of the following.  A leftist, feminazi polar bear named Tosca abandoned her cub, because she had a hard life.  Tosca used to work for the circus, so she cannot take personal responsibility.  She deserves welfare, because society is rude and inconsiderate.  The State will raise her cub.  It takes a village. 

The Germans are really liberal, except for the skinheads and Angela Merkel.  She is the Chancellor. 

This is a very mixed up story which is what you always get with liberals.  We conservatives like things simple.  We do not like a lot of fine print.

Some dumb animal rights weirdos say that they should kill Knut, the baby polar bear .  He is supposed to be mean and steal your picnic and growl at you.  The bipeds at the Berlin Zoo play him Elvis Presley songs on the guitar.  He likes football.  Annie Liebowitz took his picture, so he could be in some porno movie about global warming.  He is famous.

What would these Deutcher animal rights activists think about yours truly?  That a dog is not supposed to have a blog?  That he should not have to stare at a computer screen when the other dogs are out chasing cars like Mother Nature intended?

I think Elaine better call Al Gore right away. 

  (photo by Getty Images)

D-I-V-O-R-C-E

As all of my loyal fan club members and blog  readers already know,  my assistant destroyed my blog on Blogger.  So I am not going to rebuild there.  I have moved over here.  We conservatives always abandon the neighborhood when things start to get a little run down.   We move to new construction.   Elaine has me under her umbrella.  Tracey says that is OK, even though I am a conservative.  Tracey is my publisher.  Or she will be when I finish my bestseller.  I think I should probably get a new Blackberry.  Also a bag of Cheetos.  We will have a grand opening.  But first, a snack

the long and short of it

My blog is a wreck. NONE of my friends will know where I have gone. My assistant wants to blame Blogger. that is how liberals operate. They do not take responsibility. They blame society or google. Well, I am here on my very own blog to tell you that SHE screwed up. It is not society. It is not blogger. She was tired from liberal screeching about injustice, and she pushed the wrong button. I know she will buy me an expensive present for Christmas or else I would move in with Barney. I think he is in Paraguay right now. He has to get back for his party. I am invited as I reported before on this blog. I will not do a hot link, because I am afraid you-know-who has jinxed this computer on top of everything else. Maybe I can get some advice at Barney's party about servants. I hope I figure out a plan soon, or I will be blogging in smoke signals thanks to pesky labor. I think I will cancel her vacation.