Time to plug a product. It is nice that we have a tip jar, but I cannot wait for the little people to send in their mad money. Besides, we conservatives already have stolen earned most of the money the little people thought they were going to get.
I need a big sponsor. So, today I will talk to you about Cheetos. Un sac de Cheetos means a bag of Cheetos. Elaine is a liberal, so she likes French. French people run around naked and eat snails. They call it joie de vivre when they do that.
I say, eat more American junk food. And what better junk is there than Cheetos? They are bad for you, messy and delicious. That is fun. That is joie. Quit worrying so much and grab a big bag of Cheetos today!
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