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Bush Hires Author To Make Pastries For White House

Dessert_for_dummy_bushElaine Meinel Supkis

Bush hires a new pastry chef for the White House. This chef, Yosses, is the author of 'Desserts for Dummies.' Guess Laura is tired of banana splits. And I would suggest we have a new book: 'Desserts for Deserters' in honor of AWOL Bush.


&hearts We hope Bush really gets his just desserts.

WASHINGTON (AP) -- There's a new name behind the decadent desserts at the White House: William Yosses.

Yosses has been named as the executive pastry chef for the White House, first lady Laura Bush announced Monday.

He will design and oversee the desserts for state dinners, social events, official luncheons and holiday parties. Yosses already has some on-the-job training -- he served as the pastry chef for the 2006 White House holiday parties.


&hearts My daughter picked this up from Amazon.com, this is real, not fake.


Of course, the White House firmly believes in 'Let them eat cake' which is why we are eating dirt in the desert of Iraq. Bush really should write a book for our military: 'Desertion for Dummies.'


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China In Uproar Over Dragon Status

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Elaine Meinel Supkis


One of my favorite cartoon characters here on this blog is the Chinese Dragon and its sidekick, Baby Dragon. Imagine my surprise when looking at Xinhuanet this morning, a debate just broke out in China over the status of this very same dragon!


&hearts Luckily for my cartooning career, the good people of China overwhelmingly voiced support on behalf of the dragon!

BEIJING, Dec. 12 -- A Shanghai professor's alleged suggestion that the dragon should no longer symbolize China has aroused strong objections from the public.

"Westerners see the dragon as a symbol of arbitrariness and offensiveness. It may lead people who know little about Chinese culture to have a negative impression of the country," Wu Youfu, Party secretary with the Shanghai International Studies University, was quoted by Shanghai media as saying last week.

Though Wu said last week that the report was untrue, it has still stirred heated debate.

Ninety percent of the 100,000 people who responded to a survey on sina.com, the most popular Chinese Internet portal, said the dragon is a traditional Chinese icon and should continue to represent the country.

Experts say that Chinese conceptions of the dragon are different than Western ones.

"In Western countries, dragons are a combination of several small animals. They mainly represent evil and are usually seen as a symbol of arbitrariness and aggression," said Pang Jin, director of the China Research Center on Dragon and Phoenix Culture.

"However, dragons in China are supernatural animals that are always good and not aggressive," Pang added.


It is very interesting how the dragon's people deny the dragon its true nature. The Chinese people are most anxious to have peace. They are pretty clear about this. Peace=them making money, doing business. They are now embracing the idea (for this year) of peaceful cooperation. This is a good thing, too!


Much nicer than shooting missiles over Taiwan. Baby dragon had gotten too restive, what with shooting missles over JAPAN. So mama dragon has taken baby in hand and disciplined him. Note how he now sits on his chair, pouting, but eating his veggies like a good little boy.

&hearts The dragon was never friendly or benign.

The earliest known earthquake detection instrument was invented in 132 A.D. by Zhang Heng, a Chinese philosopher. The instrument was a large (2 meters or 6.5 feet in diameter) bronze jar, with a central pendulum inside. Decorating the jar on the outside were a series of dragon heads connected to a pendulum, each with a ball in a hinged mouth. Directly beneath each dragon head, on the surface of the stand, was a bronze toad, head up, mouth open to receive a ball from the dragon's mouth.

During an earthquake, the ground motion would move the pendulum and cause one or more balls to fall from a dragon's mouth into a toad's mouth. The direction of the earthquake was indicated by which of the dragon heads had dropped a ball.


The dragon is earthquakes. It is the subterranean forces that overwhelms attempts at creating order. Taming or understanding the dragon is most important. This is what court etiquette was all about. This is why the dragon of destruction and disorder was carved into the thrones of China and the cycle of about 500 years of rise and fall of imperial rule simply makes this very clear: the dragon can be confined only at great effort of will of the rulers and if they slip, the dragon emerges and creates chaos and destruction!


&hearts Which brings us to the whole business of the dragon and the phoenix:

The phoenix is a mythical bird which consumed itself by fire every 500 years and a new young phoenix sprang from its ashes. Legend has it that the phoenix lands on nothing but the greatest treasures. It is the highest-ranked bird in China and represents beauty, good luck, the Empress, female energy, and the southern direction.

The dragon, a legendary reptilian monster, is deified in the Taoist religion and was the national emblem of the Chinese Empire. Among the Chinese people, the dragon is traditionally regarded as a symbol of creativity and good fortune, and represents the Emperor, male energy and the eastern direction. The combination of phoenix and dragon is similar to that of a yin/yang, symbolizing the union of opposites.


Creativity only happens when there is some destruction. If there is constant sameness, no one has the urge to create. The restless, probing, bored with the status quo, human forces are also destructive. If someone seeking change interfers with a system that is running along even if the system is falling apart, the forces protecting these systems will fight ferociously to not change. And if the dragon is released, change happens in great cascades!


So I am relieved the Chinese people nearly universally want to keep the dragon flying high. But I do laugh at their notion of the dragon defanged.


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Snooty Caldwell the IV Claims He Sees No Civil War In Iraq

Elaine Meinel Supkis


Baghdad Bob is reborn! He even has a better name! He now works for the USA military! Amazing! Wow! Will wonders never cease! It has to be the work of the gods.


&hearts William Caldwell the FOURTH (yes, there were three more idiots before him!) in between pinches of snuff:

By William Caldwell IV
Wednesday, December 6, 2006; Page A25

BAGHDAD -- I don't see a civil war in Iraq. I don't see a constituency for civil war. The vast majority of the people want hope for their families, not to massacre their neighbors or divide their country. A poll conducted in June by the International Republican Institute, a nonpartisan group that promotes democracy, found 89 percent of Iraqis supporting a unity government representing all sects and ethnic communities. No wonder no "rebel army" steps forward to claim credit for vicious car bombs and cowardly executions of civilians.

I see debates among Iraqis -- often angry and sometimes divisive -- but arguments characteristic of political discourse, not political breakdown. The Council of Representatives meets here in Baghdad as the sole legitimate sovereign representative of the people, 12 million of whom braved bombs and threats last December to vote. No party has seceded or claimed independent territory.


Baghdad Bob returns! It must be the air in the palaces on the Euphrates River that turns men into Baghdad Bob. Or maybe the water. Or maybe the food served in our embassy. Whatever it is, how do they do this? I remember how Americans made fun of Baghdad Bob.

Now we have little Pointdexter the XXX snootily saying, he sees no rebellion. Let them eat cous-cous!


I hope he comes home to make this same speech at the 25+ funerals of dead soldiers who died this last three days. He can spout this speech to the widows and crying mothers and snottily purse his petulant lips and spit it out into the eyes of little crying orphans.


Sigh. So, will Congress demand this guy's head? Will he join Rummy in retirement? Or will this crap be allowed to pass into the past and no one lift a finger to stop this clown? At least we can have him put in a mental institution for his own safety.


Aw, just arrest him for being a war criminal. Like all of these guys. And bring the troops home!!!!

And I found this bit very funny. This is Rumsfeld at work in the Pentagon.

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The Pet Goat and 9/11 Seance

Elaine Meinel Supkis


We are supposed to celebrate 9/11 by reliving that day. So I decided to hold a seance tonight and summon up the spirits of Bush, bin Laden and the Pet Goat and ask them why they teamed up to bring us 9/11: the PNAC Pearl Harbor.


First, a recap of the Brooker Elementary School and the famous book:


"The Pet Goat" is the story of a girl's pet goat which eats everything in its path. The girl's parents want to get rid of the goat, but she defends it. In the end, the goat becomes a hero when it butts a car robber into submission. A sample passage:

A girl got a pet goat. She liked to go running with her pet goat. She played with her goat in her house. She played with her goat in her yard. But the goat did some things that made the girl's dad mad. The goat ate things. He ate cans and he ate canes. He ate pans and he ate panes. He even ate capes and caps.
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Many Bush supporters point out that according to The Washington Times correspondent Bill Sammon, Bush's Press Secretary Ari Fleischer was in the back of the classroom holding a pad on which he had written "DON'T SAY ANYTHING YET."[1]

ElaineAha! I have captured you in the etheral spaces, Bush! Knock me over with a feather, but according to all the stories, you seem able to read simple messages and stories for little children. How did you manage this?

Pet_goatI always follow instructions. My aides tell me what to do and what to say. I then babble like a total idiot. This is deliberate. Can't fool some of the folk some of the time if I talk like some in-too-lectual. I knew America was under attack so I didn't say anything. See?

Bin_laden_1I didn't send a video with the 'Bin Laden Determined To Attack In USA' memo. I forgot Bush can't read very well. My followers think we should make cartoons. Seems Americans like cartoons. We hate cartoons. I believe the human figure should not be shown except for beheadings. This makes good TV watching. Very popular.


ElaineI make cartoons. And I suppose more than one person wishes to behead me, too. I remember the aftermath of 9/11: when us bloggers discovered the hither-to hidden videos of Bush goofing off, reading about a goat while thousands of Americans were killed, we were outraged. I remember how we contacted all the media in America, all the major TV stations, news media, newspapers and magazines.


Not one of them would look at the video or publish it or show the entire stupid thing. Not one! And it was removed from online as the government sought to cover it up! And even today, outside of a few of us, very few people saw the entire tape, only fragments of it exist. We know you, Bush, not only goofed off, you refused to leave the schoolroom and instead, schmoozed with the teachers and chatted with the press in only after a while, ambled into a side room with a TV set showing thousands of people dying and there, you sat down and took dictation as to what to say. As you were writing, the towers collapsed. You showed no alarm or interest, even. Meanwhile, millions of people across the planet were screaming in horror.

00665786zoomaGood Evening, everyone. I come when summoned. I am so glad Bush loves to read about goats. He also loves to call me on his private 'phone'. He knows my number: 322-666-9111. He first called me when he was lying in the coffin at the Skull and Bones Crypt at Yale. He knows I am also the Devil that is Death and on that day, he was very glad to see I was quite capable of fulfilling my side of our contract.


Pet_goatYo, long time no see! Hehehe. You see, I was unpopular until America was attacked and then I was popular and could pass more tax cuts for my buddies and me and we made out like bandits with our wars. And we will have more wars because my old family friend here, bin baby, is going to make sure America is good and scared. Right, little buddy?


Bin_laden_1Everything is going as planned, Allah willing. America is going bankrupt, it is unpopular with a billion followers of the Prophet and we will ride into Mecca in good time, thanks to the tireless efforts of our good family friend in the White House. We couldn't ask for better service. America will be utterly destroyed! I am estatic with joy.


00665786zoomaHehehe. Bush is happy and bin Laden is happy and so of course, I am deleriously happy. Watching the battle over the coming 9/11 Disney TV show is making me very happy. I just hope Disney allows me to make a speech, too, in the middle. After all, this is totally my sort of business.


Bin_laden_1Disney still hasn't contacted me in my cave concerning my speech. I demand equal time. Fair is fair. None of this would have happened if I hadn't done all the legwork. I am, after all, much more popular than Bush is, so I should not only get to make a longer speech but get top billing, too.


Pet_goatWhoa, wait a minute, bin buddy! I may be unpopular but I am Preznit. So I go first, so there. Can't fool me most of the time, you can only fool me all of the time, see?


ElaineBush, after blowing up frogs when a wayward youth, do you realize millions of Americans think you blew up the WTC buildings too? I know this is a strange notion, but there it is: you aren't just unpopular, you are being held responsible for the destruction of the Towers.


Pet_goatAll I can say is, the Devil made me do it. Can't make war with love, you have to break some eggs to make the pizza, I say.


00665786zoomaI must admit, I am truly grateful at least one person here believes that the Devil is responsible for all bad things happening. I am the ultimate evil-doer. But in cases like this one here, I have been surpassed. Both of these guys have beat me and this is causing me no small amount of pain. What do I have to do to fix this? Seriously, I intend to complain to God about this. He better give me a break here.


ElaineThank you for haunting this blog tonight. I hope none of you are around on 9/11/6. I wish you would all go to hell but it seems you are already there so it doesn't do me any good wishing for that.


So goodnight and goodbye. I won't be watching TV any time soon. Thank you.

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We Speaks Englisssh, Yessss

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Elaine Meinel Supkis


Oopsie! Bush is in Northern Kentucky and had to tell his Sturm Truppen that he wants all Americans to speak English like himself! Of course, this will destroy the English language but he doesn't care, let's put food on our families!


By SUZANNE GAMBOA, Associated Press Writer 35 minutes ago
WASHINGTON - The White House took both sides in a dispute over English being the national language Friday as a broad immigration bill moved toward a final Senate vote next week with one conservative predicting it will never become law.

Bush's support for the dueling sides doesn't stray from his long-held view on learning English, said White House press secretary Tony Snow.

"What the president has said all along is that he wants to make sure that people who become American citizens have a command of the English language," Snow said. "It's as simple as that."


So if one can't command English, one gets deported?


Good idea. I wonder what country would want Bush? England? Blair loves Bush and Bush claims to be related to the Queen. Let her have him.


This is like the Bushes talking about reading books when Bush seems utterly illiterate or at least can't understand what he reads. Or like talking about sobriety while staggering around drunk. Or talking about Christian families raising godly children while the kids carreen about drunk, on drugs and breaking the law.


Talking law and order while committing crimes is right up the Bush alley.


Anyway, this is setting the racist GOP's teeth on edge. They loved it when Powell played House Slave for Bush. They could sneer at him behind his back and snipe at him in his face and Bush would call him funny names and the white good ole boys would lounge around the porch with mint julippes, feeling superior.


Then when Condi came in, she is Bush's backroom black female "friend" who accidentally called him "my husband" when talking about Massa. Of course, if Massa divorced his wife and married the staff downstairs....that would blow a lot of right wing wigs.

So Bush has to massage these people while hanging out with the staff. He has to pretend he isn't friends with the staff but is cynically using them and when Bush is with regular, non racists, he has to pretend the GOP loves them thar servants, rahllly. And wants them to be happy, singing slaves, lalala.


We don't know what Bush really thinks. He doesn't think. He is a bundle of nerves. If only he could escape from his own traps. After all, the tendency of most rich people is to not be racist or antigay but quite the opposite, they have nothing to fear from minorities, merely, they need to appeal to racists in order to keep themselves in power and give themselves tax cuts! I bet Bush really wishes he could endorse gay or cross-race marriage. Seriously.


Poor man. Arrest him for being a conman.

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Bush Doesn't Want English Law Passed By Congress

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Elaine Meinel Supkis

My distant ancestors spoke English. But they fled to Holland to escape the fury of the last Stuart King. They came up the Hudson Valley and still spoke English only they also talked to the Dutch alot, were friends of the van Rensselaers, indeed, when that family arrived up here in the Albany area, we put them up in our frontier home! America has always been multilingual, ask the natives who greeted us here!


First, Bush tried to kill Social Security, now this:


By Dan Whitcomb 42 minutes ago
HOUSTON (Reuters) - President George W. Bush has long opposed making English the country's national language, Attorney General Alberto Gonzales said on Friday, the day after the Senate voted to do so.

The vote came in an amendment to proposed legislation overhauling U.S. immigration law and directed the government to "preserve and enhance" the role of English. Opponents said it could affect the status of some multilingual services offered by government organizations.

Adding to the confusion, the Senate also adopted a softer amendment calling English the "unifying language" of the United States. Senators take both versions into negotiations over a final bill with the U.S. House of Representatives.

Gonzales did not directly address Bush's position on the controversial amendment because the Senate has not yet voted on the whole bill. But he said that Bush has in the past rejected such efforts.

"The president has never supported making English the national language," Gonzales said after meeting with state and local officials in Texas to discuss cooperation on enforcement of immigration laws.

Of course, Bush doesn't like any language known to us. He talks like an alien from outerspace, groping to understand the concept of "grammar" and "syntax." Politically, this is probably part of his "we just flew off the cliff so why not throw all caution to the wind" impulse. Namely, he is so unpopular it doesn't matter anymore what he does. So why not just do what he wants! This is probably why Laura blurted out that she doesn't want to see the gay marriage issue used as a weapon, for example.


Next, Bush and Laura will come out for abortion. All the right wing positions they held were totally fake. Bush isn't a Christian, either. So I expect him to put on a black robe, and run around a church widdershins screaming, "Jesus is dead!" next.


A lot of Hitler's public stuff was fake, too. Many of the really horrible, twisted, Freudian messy sex and magical belief stuff was top secret and carefully hidden from view until the bitter end. We take it for granted as if this was what all Germans saw. Sort of like today, the entire reason we have propaganda lies all the time is to put forth a fake facade.


Like Bush's war record. He went AWOL. This was kept top secret until a bunch of us online critics uncovered it and forced it into the open. So then the propaganda machine tore down real war heroes so they wouldn't get in Bush's tax cutting way.


Well, like Nixon, Bush is falling down, down, down.


And like Nixon, he will do as he pleases until Congress hands him an order to resign or be impeached. Clinton was popular when Starr and the GOP tried to sully his name using a stupid sex act that 90% of the men on this planet want, heck, make it 99%, and the fake fury over this simply made our nation look foolish. In Bush's case, if he and Cheney were asked to leave, most Americans would cheer heartily and push him out the door.

This whole flap about language is funny. My first husband's granny was a Yiddish speaking Kiev Jewish lady. Because I know medieval German which is very close to Yiddish, with a dictionary of Yiddish slang, I could talk to her. She spoke maybe ten words of English after living in America for 75 years! But all her older neighbors spoke Yiddish! I was the one who had to learn their language.

Her son spoke Yiddish, German, Greek, Latin and English. He was the first one in the family to earn an university degree. He become a publisher (fairly famous in his circles). Not one of his sons spoke fluent Yiddish, they had only a few sayings.

And so it goes! My father's great grandfather spoke only German. He married a Yiddish lady and had to leave Germany because his father disowned him. My father speaks and reads German and I had to take lessons to learn to speak German. So many Germans came to America, back in the 1890's there was fear that German would displace English! Most science texts were in German! One had to learn German if one wanted to be a scientist. Many professors were German speakers.


The Italians frightened English speakers, too. Ditto, Polish. And the Norse languages! The pastor of our Lutheran Church in Wisconsin spoke Norweigan and English. His sermons were in both languages. It was fun listening to him.

Because of our international travels and dealings, we hung out at home in between trips, joining immigrant community affairs in preparation for the next trip. So I got to appreciate Indian food and language, Chinese, Japanese, Russian, whatever, including Mexican.

I love Mexican cuisine. When I lived in Germany, kids would ask me to cook Mexican dishes and my mother would ship me boxes with refried beans and other ingredients. I love Mariachi music and Spanish dance. I love so many things in that culture and I think people bringing it here are enriching America.


Ditto for everyone. I love Greek food and I am friends with a family running a Turkish diner and I love sushi and visit a Japanese owned sushi diner, etc. I also love Wisconsin Norwegian food, jello! HEH. Inside joke.

Anyway, every group that comes here gives us a lot and I really like this fact, this is what makes our country a fun place to be! By far and away!


Once, after my son and I read some stories about Africa, I had to take the bus to Bedford-Sty to do some business. Soon, everyone on the street was of African ancestory and there were colorful flags and signs and the smell of that continent's cuisine filled the bus. Some Muslim women came onto the bus and my son shouted, "Mommy! We're in Africa!" The ladies laughed to see his enthusiasm and cooed over him.


Much of the world learns English as the dominant language. It is sad watching people here run around in fear of losing English especially when so many of them really don't master any language at all at this point. Pathetic.


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"I'm Not Trolling," Hisses Gollum Bush

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Elaine Meinel Supkis

I took the news photo of Bush snarling, "I wasn't trolling" and drew his face exactly as it was in the photo. He is correct about not being a troll. He is Gollum in the Lord of the Rings. And he has the Ring of Power.

CNN:

President Bush said Thursday the government is "not mining or trolling through the personal lives of millions of innocent Americans" with a reported program to create a massive database of U.S. phone calls.

"Our efforts are focused on links to al Qaeda and their known affiliates," Bush said. "The privacy of ordinary Americans is fiercely protected in all our activities.


Obviously, Bush is no Gimli the Dwarf so he couldn't be mining. Nor is he an orc. Orcs at least work hard at night, they can do long marches and die in battle without complaining unlike this clown.

No, Bush is Smeagol/Gollum. He fits like a glove. He likes to catch fisssshes. He runs around, pointlessly. Can't sit still for even five minutes. He hates people. Yessss. Precious. Gollum. Poor W.

He talks funny, too. Even orcs when drunk make some sense. They speak a common language. And forget the Nazguls. They are like Chertoff. Every time Chertoff comes into the cave to tell Bush/Gollum what the next terror plans are, poor Bush's hands hurt and his eyes cry, Precioussss. He has to run off to the pond and catch another fisssssh. Yessss.

When Smeagol/W was a young sprat, he wanted to be brave like Frodo only he couldn't. Poor Smeagol/W! Cruel Vietnamese. We hates them. We run from them. We want to throttle them, yesss, Precious.


Poor Smeagol had to hide for three years. During that time, he took drugs and ran around chasing females. Poor Smeagol. Then he had to lie about it all. Yesss.


So here we are, Gollum got the Ring of Power. And he commands the Nazgul and he rules over much of Middle East Earth and everyone hates him, poor f...king Smeagol! They want to kill him. They are fighting him all the time and making fun of him, even the orcs in the Tower laugh at him as he scuttles around in the dark like a human cockroach.

Recently, the Tower Uruk Hai threw the Gollum Super Secret Travel Plans with those nasty Hobbits in the trash can! Why any elf could have walzed by and picked them up! Luckily, it was a lower level slave who returned them only he couldn't get inside the Tower so he gave the plans to Galadriel who published them online. So now poor Smeagol has to explain yet another FUBAR.

We'ssss hates them.

So now the Great Gollum has to explain why he spies on everyone. See, when Smeagol was a little boy, he spied on his ugly mom. She kicked him out of the hole so he went into the Cocaine Mountains and got trashed. While there, he found a Ring that made him invisible. So even if people see him they can't see him! Thanks to the media who pretends he isn't there when he is and vis versa, he managed to lurk around and kill people and eat babies.

Only now, everyone sees him. Of course, the Nazgul always saw him. They can see through walls. Poor Smeagol. We's hates them, yesssss. Gollum.

So now the NSA which stands for Nazgul Spying on Americans, has gotten him in trouble in the Shire and the Hobbits are revolting and all is falling apart.

POOR SMEAGOL.

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Rap Music Video Starring Gollum

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Elaine Meinel Supkis

At the Atrios moonbat cave where I periodically lurk in the dark, one of the posters gave us all this funny rap video URL.

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It is a large file so give it time to load before playing it. This was filmed in the abandoned park that runs alongside the Upper West Side highway. It is marvelous up there, I used to run around there with my freak friends who lived in the Washington Heights back when very young. Nearby lies the Cloisters, one of our favorite haunts.

New York City has an amazing number of public parks that lie fallow. It is not a place to stroll alone but in a large group, can have its charms. We used to play the Lord of the Rings games in these parks, carrying boffers which are swords and such like which we made out of PVC pipe and pipe insulation. I loved playing the part of the dragon, for example. Bad guys have lots more fun in these games.


Sort of like real life.

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Bush's Best Day Used To Be 9/11, Now It Is His Worst Day

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Elaine Meinel Supkis

Last year, Bush's best, favorite day was 9/11. He often joked he "won the Trifecta" and Repubs would laugh. Now, it is suddenly his worst day. I hope the day he is arrested and charged with war crimes will be his worst day. And my best day.

Associated Press:

- President Bush says his best moment in office was the time he caught a 7 1/2-pound largemouth bass.

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During his more than five years in office, Bush has traveled the world's most impressive cities, met with world leaders and entertained celebrities.

But when the German newspaper Bild asked him to name his best and worst moments as president, Bush gave an offbeat answer about the best moment, while giving a more predictable response about his worst.

"The most awful moment was September the 11th, 2001," Bush said, adding that it took time to understand the depth of the terrorist attacks on the United States. "I would say the toughest moment of all was after the whole reality sunk in and I was trying to help the nation understand what was going on, and at the same time, be empathetic for those who had lost lives."

Bush admitted it was not easy to pick a best moment because "I've had a lot of great moments," according to a transcript of the Friday interview released Sunday.

"I would say the best moment was when I caught a 7 1/2-pound largemouth bass on my lake," Bush said, laughing.

How about when this drunk dropped his little black doggie on the airport tarmac, knocking it out while he and his killer hausfrau laughed while children cried. Actually, his excuse on 9/11 for not doing squat diddly except read "My Pet Goat" was, he didn't want to scare the children. Yet after the WTC fell and the Pentagon was attacked, he put children behind him and then suddenly announced that America was under attack and the little tots burst into tears.

Great. That should have given him a whizz.

He looked utterly pleased in all the photos of him flying around the nation, avoiding us, on 9/11.

Now, he wants us to think that day was a terrible day for him. While fishing was a fun time. Well, why can't this clown row out into the lake and stay there. Won't hurt. Almost as good as going to jail.

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Swiss Misters

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Elaine Meinel Supkis

Switzerland is running an online advertising campaign to attract "soccer widows" who are supposedly at loose ends this year thanks to the World Cup. So these ads feature Swiss Misters. Nice. Heh. I'm married. Oh well.


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No earth-shattering news here. Just me being silly tonight. The cow in my drawing is a real Swiss cow, my dear, departed Dale, the left hand of my former ox team of Chip and Dale. He weighed in at over a ton and his shoulder was over six feet tall and he was stupendously huge and he loved the snow and living on a steep mountain, the breed is made to sit on high pasture hillsides, like the kings they are, gazing down the valley, chewing the cud and then heaving off the ground to mosey on down to the stables for some bananas or maybe to steal a bottle of beer.


Chip and Dale could grab a bottle with their flexible lips, hoist it into the air and drain it. Never got drunk, a keg would barely give them a hiccup. With multiple stomachs, they could eat vast amounts of whatever.


When we used to brew beer, we would feed them the fermented grains. They loved this mash. Sparky, our Alpine draft horse, turned up his nose at beer but the boys loved beer. And mead. Even Scotch. Their noses would twitch with joy whenever they smelled brew nearby.

Maybe I should go to Switzerland and discuss the habits of my livestock with some of the young men in that commercial. We could milk cows, hey, I even know how to milk goats and sheep! Heck, I could go to Mongolia, they live in tents and do all that stuff and I did all that stuff, too, here!


I think my husband is calling for me.


Bye.


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