Oopsie! Bush is in Northern Kentucky and had to tell his Sturm Truppen that he wants all Americans to speak English like himself! Of course, this will destroy the English language but he doesn't care, let's put food on our families!
By SUZANNE GAMBOA, Associated Press Writer 35 minutes ago
WASHINGTON - The White House took both sides in a dispute over English being the national language Friday as a broad immigration bill moved toward a final Senate vote next week with one conservative predicting it will never become law.
Bush's support for the dueling sides doesn't stray from his long-held view on learning English, said White House press secretary Tony Snow.
"What the president has said all along is that he wants to make sure that people who become American citizens have a command of the English language," Snow said. "It's as simple as that."
So if one can't command English, one gets deported?
Good idea. I wonder what country would want Bush? England? Blair loves Bush and Bush claims to be related to the Queen. Let her have him.
This is like the Bushes talking about reading books when Bush seems utterly illiterate or at least can't understand what he reads. Or like talking about sobriety while staggering around drunk. Or talking about Christian families raising godly children while the kids carreen about drunk, on drugs and breaking the law.
Talking law and order while committing crimes is right up the Bush alley.
Anyway, this is setting the racist GOP's teeth on edge. They loved it when Powell played House Slave for Bush. They could sneer at him behind his back and snipe at him in his face and Bush would call him funny names and the white good ole boys would lounge around the porch with mint julippes, feeling superior.
Then when Condi came in, she is Bush's backroom black female "friend" who accidentally called him "my husband" when talking about Massa. Of course, if Massa divorced his wife and married the staff downstairs....that would blow a lot of right wing wigs.
So Bush has to massage these people while hanging out with the staff. He has to pretend he isn't friends with the staff but is cynically using them and when Bush is with regular, non racists, he has to pretend the GOP loves them thar servants, rahllly. And wants them to be happy, singing slaves, lalala.
We don't know what Bush really thinks. He doesn't think. He is a bundle of nerves. If only he could escape from his own traps. After all, the tendency of most rich people is to not be racist or antigay but quite the opposite, they have nothing to fear from minorities, merely, they need to appeal to racists in order to keep themselves in power and give themselves tax cuts! I bet Bush really wishes he could endorse gay or cross-race marriage. Seriously.
Poor man. Arrest him for being a conman.