Today's financial news part II: gold and oil are shooting upwards again. In tandem this time. Inflation is raging as the government Funny Money™ checks land in US mailboxes. Investors are suing the pirates and hell hounds. We can watch Monty Python's bookkeeper pirates. And Rep. Schwartz of Texas introduces a bill to encourage SAVINGS for retirement! HAHAHA. She could do better to arrest Bernanke instead.