Our Mad Hatter/March Hairbrain Diplomacy rolls for defeat to defeat. The latest joke is our demand that Iran disarm while we refuse to commit ourselves to not attacking them like we attacked Iraq once we discovered they were helpless. In addition, we want Iran to help us disengage from Iraq. Gah.
By DOUGLASS K. DANIEL
The Associated Press
Sunday, May 21, 2006; 11:24 AMWASHINGTON -- The U.S. has not offered a guarantee against attacking or undermining Iran's hard-line government in exchange for having Tehran curtail its nuclear program, Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice said Sunday.
"Iran is a troublemaker in the international system, a central banker of terrorism. Security assurances are not on the table," Rice said.
Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice enters the NBC studio to appear on 'Meet the Press,' Sunday, May 21, 2006, in Washington. Asked on "Meet the Press" if President Bush would leave office with nuclear arms being developed in Iran, Rice said: "We can't allow Iran to steadily turn toward nuclear weapons because it would be tremendously destabilizing in this already volatile region. We have a lot of tools at our disposal." (AP Photo/Chris Greenberg) (Chris Greenberg - AP)
The European Union said last week it would propose economic and political incentives to persuade Iran to halt its plans for enriching uranium. While Iranian officials contend they are only seeking nuclear power, the U.S. and other nations fear Iran is working toward developing weapons.
Rice, appearing on Sunday news shows, said European officials have not asked the U.S. for security guarantees as they discuss options for dealing with Iran. She did not say what the U.S. response would be if asked to provide such an assurance.
Like in Gunga Din, the religious leader in India says, "Am I mad? Was Napoleon mad?"
Napoleon may have been totally sane but I won't say that about Bush. He is madder than the Maddest Hatter or the marchest March Hare. The entire universe saw how we lunged for Iraq's throat the minute Mr. Blix, the WMD inspector for the UN, gave his report that there were zero WMD in Iraq. And there were none and that makes the invasion extremely illegal only we rule the earth so we can do whatever Gonzales says Bush can do which seems to be anything Hitler did in the past.
There is no way Iran dare disarm. There are a millions reasons why the USA must disarm. We will have no foreign policy so long as our mad hatters in the Pentagon imagine we have the power to dispense with mere talking and just go and kill whoever we want wherever we wish.
The military is useful only on certain circumstances. Otherwise, military organizations menace humanity. They are the means for controlling people against their wills. I control animals by penning them in, giving them food which causes them to want to be around me, being nice to them and then chatting with them as I put on halters or harnesses, etc. My animals would do bad things if I didn't control their environment but I don't tell Sparky what to do while menacing him with a gun!
I ran the ox team using a small stick with a short string attached. They did things because they wanted to please me and I gave them food, bedding and affection. If I scolded them, they literally cried. My dogs obey me because they want me to smile upon them. Even the cats cooperate most of the time, heh.
Using guns to get things is what thieves do. Our foreign policy vacillates between bribes and threats. This is stupid, expensive and is turning people against us more and more. Will we figure this out???
Jerusalem Post: By ASSOCIATED PRESS
BAGHDAD, Iraq
Formation of a national unity government in Baghdad has cleared the way for proposed direct talks between the United States and Iran about the situation inside Iraq, US Ambassador Zalmay Khalilzad said Sunday.The topic of the talks from the US viewpoint is supposed to be an exchange of views on the situation in Iraq, rather than broader subjects like Iran's controversial nuclear program or Iran's renewed verbal hostility to Israel.
"We have a lot of issues to discuss with them with regard to our concerns and what we envision for Iraq, and be prepared to listen to their concerns," Khalilzad said.
High on the US agenda, he said, would be alleged transfer of weapons from Iran into Iraq.
Here we are, secretly infiltrating tribes within Iran, tranfering weapons across Iran's borders, making lots of loud noises about bombing Iran and we want them to help us in Iraq? What? This is another insane Mad Hittite moment for America.
6,000 years ago, when the first ambassadors exchanged views in the Middle East, they figured out the eternal dance of diplomacy vs war preparations. Everyone who reads even a smidgen of history knows this ancient dance.
For America to pretend we never heard the walz of Death is sheer stupidity. Pretending to be naive while ordering everyone around and boasting about how great we are is not just stupid and annoying, it is self destructive. The Brits tried this, too. They still try this. Acting like a drunken Borsch while mocking the French for being haughty is stupid.
The French refined the diplomacy dance. They still did illegal invasions and stupid wars, ask Napoleon! But at least they didn't pretend to be naive. That would have made them look stupid.
Stupid diplomats are useless unless one is a very cunning fox. If the leader is even stupider than his diplomats this merely means one has a tea party from hell. Namely, wars like WWI.
Here is what smart diplomats do:
BEIJING, May 22 (Xinhua) -- China and Germany inked 19 documents of bilateral cooperation here Monday, with Premier Wen Jiabao and visiting German Chancellor Angela Merkel attending the signing ceremony.These documents mainly cover such fields as railway technology, financial cooperation, high tech dialogue, telecommunications, energy, culture and sports. The two sides also signed a memorandum of understanding on the protection of intellectual property in textile industry.
China's rulers know that one doesn't hang from chandeliers nor sing the wrong anthems in the wrong language or snore loudly while other leaders answer questions or do the host of things Bush and Cheney do like when Bush got drunk in Chile and ran around with his zipper open, making monkey faces.
The red carpet rolls out, deals are signed, joint friendships toasted and all capped with a big fat feast at night as is proper. Since the first Pharoh, feasting ambassadors or other kings or leaders has been the number one tool of diplomacy. Alas, it is one America has lost.
Meanwhile, the USA tries to court China after gravely insulting China!
SINGAPORE, May 22 (Xinhua) -- The United States believes that it can work with China throughout the world, including in Southeast Asia, Christopher Hill, the U.S. Assistant Secretary of State, said here Monday.Delivering a public lecture on the U.S. foreign policy in East Asia at Singapore's Lee Kuan Yew School of Public Policy, Hill said that the United States' relationship with China could have an impact on its relations with all the other countries in the region.
China's dynamic economic development offers both challenges and opportunities to all Asian nations, as well as to the United States, Hill noted, adding that the U.S. welcomes the growth of China, which is peaceful and prosperous.
Hill said that the U.S. and China have found many areas, where their interests and policies converge, and more importantly, they are able to work candidly in those areas, where they have differences.
I can assure you, when the Chinese reporter wrote this, he was probably trying hard not to laugh. You can bet, Hu was getting grim joy out of each mealy-mouthed word our "foreign policy expert" was choking up. The dragon has its claws around our throat. They rattled their bag of FOREX dollars and glared at us.
So now, we pretend all is well. We just want to be friends. We need Chinese money, we need loans from them, we need them to soak up a tidalwave of inflation that is sweeping America. They know we are in a trap we built for ourselves because we wanted to have our cake and eat the yuan too.
Time to demand they fix their currency! Hahaha.
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