The pandemonium over the planetoidium, Pluto, rises in volume. I suppose Israel will now bomb it and the USA will put sanctions on it and the Chinese will sign a security and trade treaty with Pluto and we will end up in an intergalactic war with a dwarf planet that can call on its alien allies, the Hezbollplanetary Revolution which controls Twin Spica's two suns.
Looks like the last three elections, did Deibold do the vote counting?
By Paul Rincon
Science reporter, BBC NewsA fierce backlash has begun against the decision by astronomers to strip Pluto of its status as a planet.
On Thursday, experts approved a definition of a planet that demoted Pluto to a lesser category of object.But the lead scientist on Nasa's robotic mission to Pluto has lambasted the ruling, calling it "embarrassing".
And the chair of the committee set up to oversee agreement on a definition implied that the vote had effectively been "hijacked".
I have nothing but ridicule for this decision---Alan Stern, Southwest Research Institute
The vote took place at the International Astronomical Union's (IAU) 10-day General Assembly in Prague. The IAU has been the official naming body for astronomy since 1919.
Only 424 astronomers who remained in Prague for the last day of the meeting took part.
According to the Kl***uutucki of The Further Spiral Arm of This Galaxy, our habitat is a small, annoying 'object' that is interfering with their tranmission of porn to the Orion star system. You know, when worms crawl all over each other, having sex at both ends? Well, seems our own transmission of Born Again preachers crying and asking for money has been sporatically interrupting these important transmissions causing a failure in the population of some very creepy crawling creatures who in retaliation have send an army of ground wasps to modify old 55 Chevvys to be used as tanks to attack TV stations.
This calls for Condi Rice to travel far away, and since it is hard to negotiate without Bush's feedback, he will go along with her and all the people running America will save our planet by leaving, too. And this journey will take a few million years so we can then scrub all mention of them from this earth only we are stuck with the invading army of ground wasps.
Dealing with them will be very difficult because according to my blog, they made contact with the natives of the Roach Rebellion and now are supplying them with arms. Stingers, in fact. Terrible missiles which the roaches can now use to shoot at us without warning and without exposing themselves, they could just scuttle out from under the baseboards or the refrigerator and fire at us while we try to watch TV and indeed, this probably explains why TV is so annoying now, those aren't commercials, they are sex scenes filmed on the other side of the galaxy!
So our government will have to censor them and this will enrage the ground wasps who anticipate watching these shows for their amusement value since they really hate their masters and want to overthrow them which is why they plan to leave eventually with a few trillion roaches and take over the whole sheebang.
So we better tread carefully when we decide to call Pluto 'a dwarf planet'. Indeed, there is a group in America called 'The Little People' who take rather some umbrige about all this and they will demand Pluto's civil rights as a full fledged planet, not some secondary status.
As one organizer said, 'We were once sold as SLAVES!' So, free Pluto, beware of alien invaders and don't try to imitate the sex lives of creepy crawling things unless you are Condi Rice. Then it is OK.
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Ha!
If they had nukes we wouldn't be kicking them around, calling them dwarves and all that.
Posted by: Rodney Reid | August 25, 2006 at 11:31 PM
This has great possibilities. A convoy of dilapidated space ships departs Cape Canaveral carrying fleets of Chevys and followers of Benny Hinn, who having once again predicted the end of the world, initiates a fund raiser to transport believers heavenward, himself staying behind in a Boca Raton palace purchased with believers' social security and unemployment compensation receipts.
That's all I have so far.
Posted by: D.F. Facti | August 26, 2006 at 11:47 AM